Sunday, November 1, 2009

Pirates vs. Ninjas, and I win.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ??
Stranger: Yaaaarrrr I be pirate
You: I be Ninja.
Stranger: ???
You: Ninjas pwn.
Stranger: I be turtle.
Stranger: Yaaaarrrr I be pirateking with big parrot
Stranger: turtle pwn!!
You: Squirrel pwn!!
Stranger: Yaaaarrrr I be pirate
You: Nice random- BIG PARROT
You: HOYAAA I be ninja
Stranger: Yaaaarrrr I be pirate limping
You: Hoyaa I be ninja pwning because I get no injuries so I am BADASS ON LEGS
Stranger: Hi
You: .. I think.,
You: Hi.
Stranger: Ur a pussy it's all about the vikings
You: What the fuck are you from Minnesota?
You: I HATE MINNESOTA, and I live.. in... it
Stranger: No illinois...I have Viking blood in me
Stranger: Yaaaarrrr I be pirate limping
You: EEEWW GET AWAYYYYY

Swear.

Stranger: M/F
You: BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.