Wanna get random ? ;)

Stranger: hi
You: Wanna get random? ;)
Stranger: sure
You: giraffe
Stranger: cinderella
You: tree
Stranger: thumelina
You: EnV2
Stranger: worm
You: keyboard
Stranger: duck
You: pajamas
Stranger: foot
You: llama
Stranger: zebra
You: alpaca
Stranger: elmo
You: emu
Stranger: rapi9ds
Stranger: rapids
You: n3rd
Stranger: Loser
Stranger: mwahaha
You: O.O :'''(
You have disconnected

TV... this is surprising...

You: I'm from the TV
You: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: I'm from the TV
You: ;D
Stranger: no shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: I'm from the TV
You: :D
Stranger: i somewhere on the moon >:l
Stranger: i am a alien
Stranger: and i come to kill u!
You: whoa.
You: I've never met an alien
You: What's your name?
Stranger: I am alien!
You: WHOA... YOUR NAME IS ALIEN, and you ARE an Alien..
Stranger: xD
You: WTF
You: YOU'RE FROM GATTACA OR SOMETHING
You: AFHAHEr
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Look out or i kill u >:l
You: I have lazer beams and mind instruments from hollywood
Stranger: o.o
You: don't fuck with me
Stranger: * steals reader bar and spiritual tools *
Stranger: Oops
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CNN Scares.

Stranger: bored...
You: I'm from CNN, would you like to chat?
Stranger: no
You: Well why not?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have been "PWND"

Stranger: my place
You: Spricht Deutsch?
Stranger: dont bother with pants
Stranger: i shall provide
Stranger: deutcshbag
Stranger: PWND
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PHAYALCAKEZ

Stranger: Male here wanna cam?

You: LEWIS! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO DO THIS AGAIN!

You have disconnected.