TV... this is surprising...

You: I'm from the TV
You: :D
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You: I'm from the TV
You: ;D
Stranger: no shit
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You: I'm from the TV
You: :D
Stranger: i somewhere on the moon >:l
Stranger: i am a alien
Stranger: and i come to kill u!
You: whoa.
You: I've never met an alien
You: What's your name?
Stranger: I am alien!
You: WHOA... YOUR NAME IS ALIEN, and you ARE an Alien..
Stranger: xD
You: WTF
You: YOU'RE FROM GATTACA OR SOMETHING
You: AFHAHEr
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Look out or i kill u >:l
You: I have lazer beams and mind instruments from hollywood
Stranger: o.o
You: don't fuck with me
Stranger: * steals reader bar and spiritual tools *
Stranger: Oops
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