I decided to speak in tongues... Then in German...

You: Sner
You: Blerken' Au?
Stranger: Whatcha u talkin bout willis
You: BEST RESPONSE EVER
Stranger: OH HELL NO!
You have disconnected.

You: Amka?
You: Kla Sta.
Stranger: no
You: BAAMK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Sergta?
Stranger: Eh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hast du einen Wunsch?
Stranger: no
You: FUCK YOU
You have disconnected.

I don't know if you want to advertise puppies anymore...

You: Sir, or ma'am?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sir
You: Do you own a snuggie?
Stranger: ahhahahahah no sryyy
You: K good,
You: Because those are made out of puppy skins
Stranger: lol
You: Just lettin' you know
You: In case you see one
Stranger: i should destroy it
You: 10 puppies died to make that
You: Yes
You: Burn it in the 7th ring of hell.
You: Or your back yard, either one
Stranger: lol
You: K, thanks.
You have disconnected.

This makes NO SENSE.

You: You're now on the CIA most watched list, thank you.
Stranger: you're fat
You have disconnected.

People have NO sense of time.

You: o pai
Stranger: HI!
You: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
You: Fuck.
Stranger: hmm?
You: Took you a while.
Stranger: wait did it say stranger is typing for like 2 mins?
You: Were you makin' eggs or somethin?
You: I have no idea
You: I was in another window
Stranger: no cause that happens to me
You: Well what happened?
You: Did some kind of random animal mug you?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: my puppy
You: That's a bitch
You: Sorry.
You: Did it attack you with cute?
You: Jebus
You: You're takin' too long, I've got a very important date.
You have disconnected.
(I referenced Alice in Wonderland, just lettin' you know)

I'm from Starlight, Bitch.

Stranger: hello
You: greetings.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I'm from starlight
You: and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.