Wanna get random ? ;)

Stranger: hi
You: Wanna get random? ;)
Stranger: sure
You: giraffe
Stranger: cinderella
You: tree
Stranger: thumelina
You: EnV2
Stranger: worm
You: keyboard
Stranger: duck
You: pajamas
Stranger: foot
You: llama
Stranger: zebra
You: alpaca
Stranger: elmo
You: emu
Stranger: rapi9ds
Stranger: rapids
You: n3rd
Stranger: Loser
Stranger: mwahaha
You: O.O :'''(
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TV... this is surprising...

You: I'm from the TV
You: :D
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--
You: I'm from the TV
You: ;D
Stranger: no shit
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You: I'm from the TV
You: :D
Stranger: i somewhere on the moon >:l
Stranger: i am a alien
Stranger: and i come to kill u!
You: whoa.
You: I've never met an alien
You: What's your name?
Stranger: I am alien!
You: WHOA... YOUR NAME IS ALIEN, and you ARE an Alien..
Stranger: xD
You: WTF
You: YOU'RE FROM GATTACA OR SOMETHING
You: AFHAHEr
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Look out or i kill u >:l
You: I have lazer beams and mind instruments from hollywood
Stranger: o.o
You: don't fuck with me
Stranger: * steals reader bar and spiritual tools *
Stranger: Oops
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CNN Scares.

Stranger: bored...
You: I'm from CNN, would you like to chat?
Stranger: no
You: Well why not?
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I have been "PWND"

Stranger: my place
You: Spricht Deutsch?
Stranger: dont bother with pants
Stranger: i shall provide
Stranger: deutcshbag
Stranger: PWND
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PHAYALCAKEZ

Stranger: Male here wanna cam?

You: LEWIS! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO DO THIS AGAIN!

You have disconnected.

Pirates vs. Ninjas, and I win.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ??

Stranger: Yaaaarrrr I be pirate

You: I be Ninja.

Stranger: ???

You: Ninjas pwn.

Stranger: I be turtle.

Stranger: Yaaaarrrr I be pirateking with big parrot

Stranger: turtle pwn!!

You: Squirrel pwn!!

Stranger: Yaaaarrrr I be pirate

You: Nice random- BIG PARROT

You: HOYAAA I be ninja

Stranger: Yaaaarrrr I be pirate limping

You: Hoyaa I be ninja pwning because I get no injuries so I am BADASS ON LEGS

Stranger: Hi

You: .. I think.,

You: Hi.

Stranger: Ur a pussy it's all about the vikings

You: What the fuck are you from Minnesota?

You: I HATE MINNESOTA, and I live.. in... it

Stranger: No illinois...I have Viking blood in me

Stranger: Yaaaarrrr I be pirate limping

You: EEEWW GET AWAYYYYY

Swear.

Stranger: M/F

You: BITCH
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LOLd

Stranger: hey

You: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A LEVEL 68 BLOOD ELF !!!! <3

LOL. Pedo worthy.

Stranger: hi

You: Don't file harassment, whatever happens, it's perfectly legal.

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I like mocking

Stranger: heey

You: heey

Stranger: asl?

You: asl?

Stranger: you fist

You: you fist

You: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLd... Just don't file HARASSSMENT.

You have disconnected.

I left my virginity at your house

You: Are you...

Stranger: hey there stranger ;)

You: ADDICTED

You: haha jk

You: hey there... other stranger

Stranger: hellloo

Stranger: how's it goin' budddyy?

You: pretty good. I left my virginity at your house

You: so could you give it back?

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: nah sorry , no can do.

You: BITCH

You have disconnected.

YOU DONT TOUCH ME ANYMORE

You: Uh

You: I have to tell you something

Stranger: ?

You: Are you ready?

You: You might want to sit down...

Stranger: i am, its ok

You: okay....

You: here it goes

You: I'm breaking up with you.

Stranger: noooooooooo

Stranger: you basterd

Stranger: i gave you my best years!!

You: you bitch! Herald you are an asshole!!

You: IT was 6 days.

Stranger: seemed like 6 years to me...

You: Well, it needed to be done.

You: YOU DONT TOUCH ME ANYMORE ANYWAY

You have disconnected.

Fried cat....

Stranger: hiii

You: Hai

You: thar

You: do you like waffles/

You: because I just fried a cat in the waffle iron

You: I HOPE YOU LIKE WHITE MEAT

Stranger: yep ;D

You: cool!!!

Stranger: you're a /b/tard. right?

You: wtf is an a/b/tard

Stranger: never mind then

Stranger: the fried cat made me suspec

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CAPS LOCK WAITOR

You: UH

You: HI?

Stranger: hiiiiiii

Stranger: wats up

You: HOW ARE YOU TODAY ... SIR OR MADAM?

Stranger: i m just a guy

You: OH OKAY

You: SIR MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Stranger: asl [lz

You: I'M A WAITOR

You: AND MY BOSS IS FORCING ME TO DO THIS

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This is VERY poetic

Stranger: :)

You: are you a poet?

You: because you seem like it

Stranger: lol funny, i do write alot and even poems

You: Okay good

You: I didn't mistake you for some stranger- OMG YOURE A STRANGER!!!

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Chocolate Pecan pie by any chance?

Stranger: yo
You: hey do you have pie
Stranger: what ?
You: .do. you. have. pie. it's a simple question
You: yes/no/maybe
Stranger: wtf ? wat kind of pie ?
You: chocolate pecan pie by any chance?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: xD
You: well DO you or DONT you
Stranger: NO .
Stranger: I dont .
Stranger: (:
You: WELL FUCK YOU
You have disconnected.

DISEASE BUDDIES?

You: Hey I have herpies do you want them?

You: I have 7

Stranger: nice i have lepracy

You: SWEET They can be buddies

Stranger: noice!

Stranger: bout time

You: WOO

You: DISEASE BUDDIES

You: *high five*

Stranger: super friends!!

Stranger: when do we go into quaratine togehter?!

You: next friday

You: YAYY

Stranger: right on mang

You: woo! Right when my civics test is

Stranger: aw bad timing

Stranger: where do racoons live during the day?

You: ... cabins?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: works for me

You: yeah.

You: cupboards

Stranger: army tanks

Stranger: stuff like that i suppose

You: yeah

You: hey

You: can I have your liver

You: ?

Stranger: i have two

Stranger: so why nio

Stranger: not

You: WOO~~~

You: LIVER BUDDIES

You: daaw

You: I'm scheduled to die in an hour

You: I have to go :(

You have disconnected.

I like calling everybody peter...

You: Hey peter

You: I was wondering

You: do you know where I can get some licorice?

Stranger: 7-11

You: Okay cool

You: thanks for your help

Stranger: For sure

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My name isn't Herman lulz

You: hey ....

Stranger: Hello

You: I have something to tel lyou

Stranger: Ok

You: I'm ... breaking up with you DONT MAKE IT HARD!

Stranger: I anticipated this...

You: I'm sorry

You: It just needed to be done sometime

Stranger: It was the best 45 second relationship I've had though

You: I'm sorry

You: You're the best I've ever had, tooo!!

Stranger: Don't be. I knew this couldn't last

You: it's just, I met this robot...

Stranger: Oh I see. I always figured you for a robosexual

You: Can we still be friends?

Stranger: Of course

You: thank you ^^ goodbye... peter...

Stranger: Later Herman

Name please?

Stranger: hey

You: hey peter

Stranger: no

You: ... madison?

Stranger: no

You: .. uh... Yulea?

Stranger: no?

You: Emma?

You: Emily?

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heheeeeee

You: hey,

Stranger: hi

You: do you have my cloak?

You: the invisibility one?

Stranger: fuck uuuuuuu

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This dude HAS MY FLIP FLOPS

You: Uh,

You: do YOU have my flip-flops?

Stranger: yes i'm sorry

You: DUDE

Stranger: i borrowed them forever ago

Stranger: and i have been meaning to return them

You: I have gone shoeless for like 4 years!!

Stranger: shit i'm sorry

Stranger: i didnj't know!!

You: Dude, you owe me.

Stranger: yeah i do

You: Like, you owe me your soul. Those were MY ONLY PAIR *cries*

You: Well I have a confession

You: I have your tapes

You: I forgot to return those too

Stranger: mmmm i'm glad we got this off our backs

You: yeah phew.

You: I'm so relieved

Stranger: me too

Stranger: now i can live a normal life

Stranger: free of these restraints

You: yeah I know what you mean, I can live my life now.

Stranger: thanks man

You: but I don't now

You: I might have to get new flip flops! O.o

You: and I don't think they make tape players anymore

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I'm really hungry

You: Hey,

You: wanna make a million? Kill chickens for me

You: ^^

Stranger: LOL why

Stranger: only if you're cool

You: Well I need food

You: and I don't have arms, I have guitars for arms

Stranger: oh ok nice here you go

get my name right bitch!

Stranger: Hi sexy...

You: and that's when the blanket turned int0..

You: OH HI

You: My name is not sexy, jerk get it right

Stranger: oh isn't it?

Stranger: im truly sorry

You: you should be.

Stranger: it's just that.. well it's quiet embarresing///

Stranger: UR SEXY!

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I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEE

Stranger: hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: How are you?

You: Good.

You: i'im breaking up with you

Stranger: We were dating?

You: YES WE WERE FOR 6 years!!!

You: Okay well

You: 6 days

Stranger: Yasmin?

You: Danni?!

Stranger: No.

Stranger: WHy?

You: Well i'm not Yasmin

You: I want my Pink Floyd flip flops back

Stranger: I have only ever had one girlfriend. If you are not Yasmin, I don't have your damn flip flops.

You: WELL FUCK YOU!!!

You have disconnected.

Lulz worthy

You: STOP!!

Stranger: hi

You: STOP DOING THOSE DRUGS!!!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: bacon?

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Omegle Blog #1

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: horny?

You: HAI

You: No i'm just pretty death

Stranger: oh

You: yeah ikr

You: are you death?

You: man you have slow fingers

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