Stranger: hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: How are you?
You: Good.
You: i'im breaking up with you
Stranger: We were dating?
You: YES WE WERE FOR 6 years!!!
You: Okay well
You: 6 days
Stranger: Yasmin?
You: Danni?!
Stranger: No.
Stranger: WHy?
You: Well i'm not Yasmin
You: I want my Pink Floyd flip flops back
Stranger: I have only ever had one girlfriend. If you are not Yasmin, I don't have your damn flip flops.
You: WELL FUCK YOU!!!
You have disconnected.
No comments:
Post a Comment